Bash Joe
Bash Joe

By Joseph Chibwe

 

So bakamba that’s how me and Shi Ben started off to the Mountain via the Bush and we were very nuch convinced that food will be there!

 

Bakamba we footed kilometers and kilometers and after getting lost and Meandering through the Bush for 3hrs trying to allocate the Mountain of prayers, finally as we came near one of the big Mountains, we heard singing voices coming behind the Mountain ati;-

 

There’s power

There’s power power

Wonder working power

In the precious blood of the lamb….

 

Njebele “woooo Alleluia we have found them!” Bakamba Kashi Ben ati “I hope they have not started eating yet!” Ine njebele “eeeh boi let’s go fast and join them ungapeze food yasila ka!” So Bakamba we rotated the Mountain and found ba Pastor in front of the Pulpit seriously leading the Gathering in prayers!

Bakamba as prayers were being conducted with all People’s eyes closed, me and Shi Ben fused ourselves in the gathering and set ourselves as real Brethren in Christ!

 

Bakamba as poeple were busy bursting out in Prayer pleading God to pour down the spirit of Reconciliation and Forgiveness in Zed, me was also busy Interrogating Kashi Ben where food could have been kept because there was no single sign that was indicating that foodology was there except Prayers!

 

Kashi Ben was just assuring me ati “boi food is here just wait for the Poster to say Amen and food will be saved!”

 

Bakamba after 2 hours of non stop prayers, Ba Pastor finally finished leading the gathering into prayers and an AMEN was said! Bakamba ati this stage me and Shi Ben our expectations to see food was high and Saliva dripped back into our dry mouths and we started poking each other ati “yeah this is the moment we have been waiting for!” Bakamba Contrary to our expectation ba Pastor was like, Bretheren, Phase one of Prayers we are done but get ready for the Second Phase of Prayers that will last for 3hrs! Bakamba me I rose up and shouted ati “hallo ba Pastor foodology kaili we are very hungry? Bigge the whole gathering shocked and started looking at me! Kashi Ben also shouted ati “give us food its PRAYER and EATING today!”

 

Bakamba people started laughing at us saying ati its PRAYER and FASTING and not Prayer and Eating! Ba Pastor then ordered the gathering to be quiet and then said ati, “for the sake of these 2 pipo who seems to be innocent of the things of God, our God is breaking this FASTING for He is about to do one Extraordinary thing right here on this very mountain!”

 

The Pastor then ordered all of us to be in 7groups 7group and let each group pick up one stone from the ground and the 7 members of the group should lift that stone up in the sky!”

 

Bakamba me and Shi Ben refused to be in groups saying to ourselves ati, atase we want food and this stupid Pastor want to give us the burden of picking and carrying stone like grade ones…”

 

To be continued tomorrow…

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