By Joseph Chibwe
I tried to resist been captured while still in the net but ba mambala INJECTED me with ANT- PSYCHOTIC Drug Ine paralyzed instantly!
Bakamba I was then lifted up hopelessly, thrown mu Truck to join other MOKOMOKOS OG and within a minutes the Truck turned back, spade off and Accelerated at a high speed straight ku CHAINAMA!
Bakamba while mu Truck I gained some strength and started Figuring out how to escape once we reach CHAINAMA! Bakamba ngwaaaaaa we reached CHAINAMA and the CHINAMA Medical Stuffs started offloading ba MOKOMOKO from the Truck one by one! Bakamba after all the real MOKOMOKOS had been affloaded from the Truck, it was now my turn to get out of the Truck but the moment I stepped my foot on Chainama Land, bakamba I started running way with the view of escaping as CHAINAMA Medical Stuffs ran after me leaving the Real MOKOMOKOS unguarded! Alaaaa! Instead of ba MOKOMOKO to take that opportunity and run way, ba mambala bena thought its a game so they started chasing me too balechaya na overtake ama Medical Stuffs!
Bakamba I climbed and jumbed over the Wire fence maaat and headed ku PHI!
Umm bakamba after climbing the wire fence also, the Medical Stuffs got tired but fi MOKOMOKO took over and came ku forefront chasing me excitedly and enjoying the game!
Bakamba as I ran and crossed the Road boundary betweeen CHAINAMA and PHI, I passed through BEN MWINGA POLICE POST while still naked/painted and ba MOKOMOKO also passed pa POLICE POST making noise while chasing me!
The Officer that was outside watching the scene failed to interpret the stiation but shouted to his collegues inside ati “MWAMI ONANI VINTU VABVUTA MU ZAMBIA EVEN BO FUNTA BAYAMBA KUCHITA PROTEST CHIFUKWA SIBAPASIWA VAKUDYA!”
The Medical Stuffs that were trailing behing shouted to the Officer ati please please bwana arrest that Cream Painted naked moron..he has scaped from our Custody!”
Umm bakamba ba Officer then shouted to his collegues inside the Police Post ati “OFFICERS LETANI TEAR GAS RIFFLE NAIJA AK47 LILAYI ISEBENZE CHIFUKWA NCHITO YABADWA…”
Bakamba so in short I was now been pursued by 3 groups; Ba POLICE, ama CHAINAMA PSYCHOTIC OFFICERS, elo + NA AMASHILU!
Eeeer bakamba ine maaat, passed through PHI and went down to seek political Asylum like Ben Laden in Mtendere but the Police fast fast surrounded me and apprehended me using Lilayi System Of Arrest! The Officer then handed me back to the Medical Offices who did not even hestate injecting me an ANTI-PSYCHOTIC DRUG for the second time and I was again Paralyzed!
As the the Medical officers where taking me back to CHAINAMA the Other real MOKOMOKOS Voluntarily took themselves back to CHAINAMA without resisting!
(TOMOROW IN PART 5 SHI JOE WIL ACCIDENTALLY TURN THE ALL SITUATION INTO HIS FAVOUR!)
NOTE: the writer is NOT in any way depicting the real stiation at Chainama Hill Top Hospital but the story is born from imaginations!
You are surely a mental case,your imagination is wild.i must say though am loving your stories they are taking my mind off our national hardships and really making me laugh.