People think African men are not romantic

Oh no no no…actually we are very romantic. We are also very security conscious…

In African kneeling down at Mandahill or Arcades or Mukuba Mall or in Town asking a lady to marry you is a very very risky action.

Actually In Africa you can’t ask a girl to marry you publicly because your other 12 girlfriends whom you have also promised marriage might see you and kill you right on the spot!!! (Or you might find yourself on Facebook which is even worse than being on the news)

Here in Africa, after you have had enough of the games and think you ready to settle, the best you can do to prevent problems is simply silently send a text asking madam “nilisa ninga leta utu bale????”

By Mwaba Mutale