Journey to Zambian Eye Party ( Part 7)
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By Joseph Chibwe
So ka woman informed the 8 MILITARY DOCTORS ati, “The Man there hasn’t got any Eye sight problem because he has just spotted the Color of my pant and Bra without any difficulties!” And the 8 Doctors clapped for her and congraturated her ati ”Well done, well done Dr Joyce, well done Dr joyce!“ “Let us now go and deal with that bursted for bringing incoviniences to the Military Hospital!”
Heeeer! Bakamba the Doctors just heard running Foot steppes in the Corridor; “Paka paka paka paka…” and when they opened the Door to check whose foot steppes were making noise in the Corridor, they just saw me running away at 90 degree across the Corridor!
The Military Doctors started chasing me while shouting ati, “Heeee.. !” “You lier come here fool!” “Today you shall see why we are called MILITARY DOCTORS!”
Bakamba Seeing how speed I ran across the corridors, the Doctors then pressed the Siren button to alert the Security Guards for my apprehension and the Siren went like; “whiiil whiiil whiil whiiiil…”
As the Siren was ringing, the Securit Gaurds outside thought its fire outbreak so they trooped inside the Hospital carring heavly loaded cylinders of Fire extinguishers while shouting ati, “Fire!” “Fire!” “Fire!” “Come on everybody move out!” “Move out!” “Move out fire fire!”
Heeeer! Ama Pantients in the wards upon hearing ati, “Fire move out!” They rose up from their respective Beds and started Scampering into different directions to seek safety from Fire out break!
Bakamba after seeing the chaos and confusion that developed as a result of Doctors trying to apprehend me, the Doctors retreated from running in order to restore calm at the Insititution! And I proceeded outside through the Exit back Door heading to escape through the main entrance Gate!
Bakamba as I passed throught the Main entrance gate, I saw 3 Big water loaded Fire Brigade Vehicles with Fire fighters inside making their way into the Hospital yard and a ZESCO Vehicle followed so that they can establish the cause of that so called Fire outbreak!
So after a complete 6 kilometres away from the Hospital, I paused, checked the time and it was exactly 15:00hrs! Njebele, “Oh noo the Zambian Eye Get Together Party has started! So I got my MTN phone and called TIMA BANA FAITH Njebele, Halla Mama give me ka venue direction fast fast am let! She answered ati, “Its 375 LEOPARD HILL ROAD, KABULONGA!” “But iwe Shi Joe Today isn’t …..”
Bakamba the Woman wanted to tell me ati, iwe Shi Joe Today isn’t the correct date for the Party but 19 DECEMBER, but I interjected her njebele, “Hallo don’t talk too much am late, And I cut the call!”
Bakamba ine fast fast mu Bus vruuum Town! Town vruuum Kabulonga! I got off from the Bus at Crossrood Shopping Mall and footed down into Leaopard Hill Road and finally I was at the venue!
As I rushed to get inside, I bypassed one big banner mounted outside and when I reversed my foot steppes to check what was written on the Banner, the banner read:
“WELCOME TO KARATE AND JUDO’s CONFERENCE FOR LUSAKA PROVINCE!”
Ummmm! Ine njebele, “Wait a Minute first!” “Party or Conference?”
To be continued in Part 8…