Agon on New Years Eve (part 4)

By Joseph Chibwe

…so bakamba after romancing the bountiful half dead body of Rose, I got my SOBIBO, took it on the entrance but just when I was about to enter into Jerusalem, a huge KNOCK came by the DOOR! NKO NKO NKO NKO!

Njebele, “What! A knock? Who the hell can that be?”

I then slowly-slowly got off the bed, moved and stood by the Window side! I then peeped through the window curtain to check the stupid whoever was knocking, heeee! Bakamba I saw a GOLIATH of man, very tall and huge with thick Muscles like Mr Zambia body builder! Bakamba njebele, “could this GOLIATH man be Rose’s husband? No no no Rose is not marriage! Maybe the man is just an investor like me!” I quickly lowered down myself and moved back to the bed and started woking up my belegede drunkard sleeping naked Rose! Njebele, “hallo Roze! Roze! Iwe Rose! Hallo woke up and see the man knocking outside!” I held Rose’s by the hands, pushed and pulled her but chi gelo was just asleep and busy snoring ati, “NHUU NHUU NHUU….!”

Bakamba outside, I just heard a push on the Door and the Door went like NKWIIIIII- a sign of opening! Njebele “oh nooooo! We forgot to close the Door!” The next thing I heard was chi GOLIATH man making Footsteps toward the Bedroom!

Bakamba sensing danger, njebele, “heeeee wafwa!” I fast-fast jumped out of the bed and crawled down under the Bed! Chi gelo remained on top of bed naked with legs wide sprayed like spider!

Bakamba finally the Bedroom Door also went like NKWIIIIIi and the GOLIATH man made entry into the bedroom!

Chi GOLIATH came straight and sat by the bed side! As I saw his size 15 BOOT from under the bed, I squeezed my butts so that diarrhoea doesn’t fall off and instead of my heart pumping fast, it started spinning fast like a JICA drilling machine and so I had to cover my mouth with hands to stop the noise from my mouth due to fast breathing rate!

Next! Bakamba I heard the GOLIATH man taking some shots of my RED LABEL and the man was like, “ummm this JOHN WALKER Whiscky is the Best!”

Njebele, “haaaaa! So mambala has already started sipping my Whisckey? I hope he won’t touch my sweet Roze otherwise there will be Pandemonium in this house and the story will be read pa Muvi TV!

Bakamba within a blink of an eye, the Giant man started dropping off his clothes from his body one by one;

First; STOCKEN off!
Second; SHIRT dropped down!
Third; BELT dropped down, 4;TROUSER dropped down, 5;BOMBASA dropped Down
And finally; BAMBER down!

Bakamba without even wasting time, Chi Mudala fast-fast entered jerusalem and started harmering on my sweet Roze! PAKU! PAKU! PAKU! PAKU…! Ine tears rolled down my face! Njebele should I come out and throw down the bursted out my sweet Roze? But imagining the man’s Gigantic body, njebele no no no, you don’t play with such a Giant person he might just twist your ribs with punches! And that’s how I remained hiden under the bed!

As the guy was harmering, chi gelo started regaining some conscious but she thought that i was the one riding her! So she started screaming ama enjoyment and mentioning my name ati, “Oosh! Auish! Shi Joe…! Aish! Oh shi Joe! Aish-aah! Shi Joe kansi diwe simbi ai! Aishi! Hau…!”

DRAMA STILL UNFOLDING! WATCHOUT FOR PART 5 AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!