Weekend message to Singles

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FB_IMG_1448730919009By Mwaba Mutale


It’s Friday nafuti nafuti..


Many gentlemen will take their ladies out. That’s all good, I mean people need to unwind after the long week, kufumyako ama pressure tefyo..But it’s equally more important to be with someone who loves you and understands you and wants to be with you..ifyaku papata love kale fyapwa!!!


So, Guys, lelo akaso aikona, when you take a woman out, be a man, don’t hide in gender equality, ifyo takwaba. Let the lady chip in panono panono where she can, but the battle is yours, you are the front line General, move with enough, not looking at the woman always…


Ladies, this weekend do not entertain lazy and stingy men, leprosy and short fingers muma relationship aikona bane…infact if you are broke, stay home at mama’s house and behave. If you are broke, don’t even dare get horny or worse even an erection. I mean what are you getting excited about??? Uichindike sana muntu wandi!!!!


But guys, before going out with a lady, before spending your hard earned cash on a lady, look at her, stir deep into her eyes (not her ass or boobs as these will cloud your judgement) but into her eyes and ask yourself two important questions: one, if I got fired, would this lady still be by my side or she will disappear like a fart in the wind, if I didn’t have all this, if tomorrow I was involved in an accident  and broke my spine and am paralyzed waist down and am now a garbage and can’t make money or even get an erection to make love to her, will this bandit still hang around???


Secondly, ask yourself, if I died today, can this woman take care of my mother and my brothers and sisters? If I died will my kids be raised by a strong single mother or she will turn to be a whore the minute my burial is over???


If you find yourself answering yes, then be with that lady, be responsible, spend on her like Edgar Lungu on roads, put a smile on her face daily, engage her and wifey her…


If however my question mark yali fulu fulu, my brother keep your cash and just buy Zesco units for your flat…


Life is too short to be changing women kwati ma shirt. You might end up with the wrong bandit and loadshed your life before God’s time comes…


Pishamo pen muntu wandi and enjoy your weekend..spend only on someone you see a future in. ba pushi bena don’t even allow then to see your wallet olo panono…


Unless you also a useless Pushi, then go ahead spend like a fool just to get some ass…


Amano muntu wandi, Amano!!!!!




6 Responses to Weekend message to Singles

  1. Mwaba I think you r the best story writer mwandi.thanks bro for the timely warning.have a pleasant weekend too

    November 28, 2015 at 9:46 am

  2. you might not be receiving alot of comments on your articles but you speak the truth and am loving them.
    cheers mudala

    November 28, 2015 at 8:56 pm

  3. Mbuya Mwaba munthu wandi, you are the best. the singles bekalanda ati takwali abakutweba.
    You have spoken the truth.
    where i come from they say and i quote, ” mau ya akulu akoma akagonera” meaning the words of an elderly person become meaningful when you are in a situation. keep it up Mwaba munthu wandi.

    November 29, 2015 at 7:44 am

  4. Man, you are simply the best.Mwaba mwaume abashala….

    Gid legend
    November 30, 2015 at 11:05 am

  5. mwaba, konkanyapo man

    November 30, 2015 at 11:07 am

  6. I do not just usualy comment on stories Mwaba but u r the best. I dont miss yo stories. They are so breath taking. Well done muntu wandi.

    December 2, 2015 at 8:44 am

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